if anyone ever tells you that people who work in an office or government are boring please remember that the australian tax office is no longer allowed to have pub crawls because somebody stole a gumball machine.
it was bolted to the ground.
wow okay watching the book thief got messy pretty damn quick
Stiles knew that mermaids should lure people using their delicate voices, looking airy, speaking gently and be a sum of all the grace and appeal. He knew. He had read Bram Stoker, okay? And he was sure that mermaids shouldn’t be these hissing and frowning creatures. They shouldn’t have claws or fangs. And definitely… Yes, definitely, they SHOULDN’T be males!
So when he finds one on his way back home from the morning surfing session, just before the sunrise, it reminds him of that funny picture going around the internet, the clash of expectations and reality.
The only problem is that… This is his life and taking care of wounded, bleeding merman, calling himself Derek Hale, isn’t so funny.
HA! Leeeeeex is awesome, she likes my idea of this story and add so many into it already; and we will be working together on this! I’m really excited! soon more of merman!Derek in pictures and txts :D
(Source: , via zainclaw)
-The King and The Queen-
Derek : “So…”
Stiles : “What?”
Derek : “I’m your king now”
Stiles : “How did you kn…?”
Derek : “Wanna be my queen?”
Stiles : “///////////”
Derek : “:)”
me : “i just wanna see they do fluffy, adorable, cutie pie, cuddle, hug, kiss, making out, coming out, whatever it is and watch Derek’s sun bright smile like Hoechlin when he with Stiles at the end of this chaos season. dammit i just wanna STEREK so badly”